I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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