Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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