she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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