ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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