After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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