We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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