So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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