Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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