What a fucking waste of an outfit
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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