I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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