I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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