I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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