her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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