You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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