There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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