I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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