Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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