It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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