Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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