So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
there is glitter all over my balls
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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