You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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