talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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