I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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