you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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