Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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