Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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