Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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