If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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