Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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