Don't you send me to vm
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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