dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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