Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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