Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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