Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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