I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
one two three fourrrrnication!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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