Do vagina's smell?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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