Nicole vs. Life
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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