p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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