marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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