i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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