So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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