He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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