OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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