No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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