what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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