Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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