Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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