Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad

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(315): View more from New York

I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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(513): View more from Ohio

I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?

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(850): View more from Florida

They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.

(678): View more from Georgia

You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.

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