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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  the red head has a bf

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  just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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• (386): View more from Florida

  That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.

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  Apparently hers is a theme park.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.

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• (831): View more from California

  I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!

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  you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.

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