I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.