So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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