Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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