The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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