I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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