i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
In America we eat man semen.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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